Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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