ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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