What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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