He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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