Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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