Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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