Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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