The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
