Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
