his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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