I wish I could teleport
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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