love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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