Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
