Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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