We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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