I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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