did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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