Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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