Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
