ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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