She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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