i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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