Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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