I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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