Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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