google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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