chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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