Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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