everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
