There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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