Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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