I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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