no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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