"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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