i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
is it fun? or sober?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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