i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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