At least make sure they are 18
Why
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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