Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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