Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You can't special order awesome
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize
