wanna go halves on a baby?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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