Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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