You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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