quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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