Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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