Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
