Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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