Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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