why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
