belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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