My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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