Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Less talking, more tequila
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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