so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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